COME AT ME, BRO

Today I awoke to my delivery guy on my door step. He was holding this big, huuge package in both hands waiting eagerly for me to answer. As soon as I saw him my body started shaking- for weeks now it had been anticipating, yearning for the arrival of this package...I was so ready for what he had for me...As I ran to greet him naked under my dirty fluffy pink dressing gown, I realized my front door was locked...I couldn't find the keys. He could hear me through my tinted glass door jumping up and down, yelping anxiously, squealing and scratching away like those annoying little yappy dogs nobody likes. I then decided to run to the garage and open the big automatic door from there, Still I had no luck finding a garage door opener, "PLEASE, DON'T LEAVE! I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL MONTH FOR YOU!" I cried out, and finally when I found something to open the door with I rushed to him, it was all too much for me..I had to slow down, calm myself...We then had our moment of exchanging matter, he handed me his package and then asked me for my signature (He must have been very impressed to have wanted to keep my autograph) Then without a word he left.

With the world still spinning around me I headed for my lounge room floor, after a short while of hacking away at the package like a madman, I pulled aside the little clippings and bits of cardboard to reveal my birthday shoes. These babies are unavailable in Australia and we had to work a little cvnt magic to get them here...
They are 8 inches (20cm) off the ground with a 5 inch (12cm) platform, so easy to walk in and just so mind blowing. The shank and sole of the shoe is covered in this tacky leopard print that I also think is just so awesome.

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Max has the patent leather and I have the matte.


















We started getting a bit carried away with the boxing gloves and shin pads we forgot about what the whole post was about...




So these are our fuck off boots with our fuck off dirty zef side outfits in my families clean cut, well groomed front yard...Hahahaha we thought it worked.

Thank you so much to my incredible gal pal Maxi who bought me these boots fo' ma Birthday!
NEXT LEVEL SHIT is what we're all about, and personally, I think these are pretty next fucking level.
YEOW!